be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
"You look like a terrorist"
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. How many successful terrorist attacks have been carried out on American soil by a Hijabi? A BIG FAT FUCKING ZERO YOU GUYS!!!! NONE!!! Just thought I’d inform you.
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